I am not for probes, just to be clear. No good has ever come from being probed if you have no disease! I recently broke my right hip and I got probed until hell wouldn’t have it! I am very much on the mend and should be just ducky as I turn seventy-eight . . . no,hold the cheers until I’m dead!
Can you imagine an E.T. Probe? I mean, do they have text books on human physiology? Or is this the reason they keep coming here and messing with cows the way they do . . . perverts! That is one hell of a way to run a universe, don’t you think? Why, I never even got probed when I went to Vietnam. I managed to remain probeless until a few weeks ago but that was my own damn, clumsy fault. Standing upright and then falling down. What was that all about? The pavement is harder than it looks, I’ll tell you!
I am on the mend, my mind is suitably warped, my wife still tolerates me and the kitty finds me a decent guy if I feed him everyday. As for my kids, well, the jury is still out as they all think I’m from another planet and no matter what explanation I give them they go right to their telescopes to probe the universe looking for some trace of my past. Probes. Who the hell invented probes? Maybe we don’t want to know?
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