Build websites, that is. Pay no attention to the name, I made it up (obviously). Xog Zap is whole cloth and for me to say it means anything significant would be a flat out story of fiction. This website or, if you prefer, blog is concerning facts but not of the worlds facts. There are other more meaningful and oft times far more fulfilling facts that this world spits on. I don’t spit on these facts but live my life by them which is where the word “weirdo” probably came into being.

Nah, I could care less what the world says, thinks, but “does” is another ball of wax entirely. Look at the history of this world and tell me it is ideal, just the way it is. The world is a zero sum game ending in death. Do you want to die? Neither do I but I took this thought a few steps further. Truth is, a bird or a trout has no conception of death nor does it know it is dying. We do though, and we don’t like it one bit. Next year, if I live that long, I will be seventy-eight so you know what is on my mind don’t you?

Never fear because there is good news: Xog Zap is here and I bring no medication except an old yet reliable truth for you to just consider as you stumble from fortune to good fortune and back to poor fortune. Ain’t life wonderful? It is when you’re young and as stupid as I was. Stupid has no bearing on what a person is, it only is a word that describes not knowing what time it is in one’s life. I keep track of my time and I understand, fully, the consequences of being dumber than a rock. So do you if you would admit it.

Lastly, I want to thank Spell Check. Were it not for that little piece of software you might think you’d stumbled on a language from a little known urban center north of Calcutta here. You’ll get used to my humor in time as it is ironic in nature given two tours of combat when I was but a young man. Blood, it should never be spilled, right?

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