{"id":614,"date":"2026-09-01T23:34:03","date_gmt":"2026-09-01T23:34:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xogzap.com\/?p=614"},"modified":"2026-09-01T23:34:04","modified_gmt":"2026-09-01T23:34:04","slug":"extra-terrestrial-probes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xogzap.com\/index.php\/09\/2026\/614\/extra-terrestrial-probes\/","title":{"rendered":"Extra Terrestrial Probes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am not for probes, just to be clear. No good has ever come from being probed if you have no disease! I recently broke my right hip and I got probed until hell wouldn&#8217;t have it! I am very much on the mend and should be just ducky as I turn seventy-eight . . . no,hold the cheers until I&#8217;m dead!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Can you imagine an E.T. Probe? I mean, do they have text books on human physiology? Or is this the reason they keep coming here and messing with cows the way they do . . . perverts! That is one hell of a way to run a universe, don&#8217;t you think? Why, I never even got probed when I went to Vietnam. I managed to remain probeless until a few weeks ago but that was my own damn, clumsy fault. Standing upright and then falling down. What was that all about? The pavement is harder than it looks, I&#8217;ll tell you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am on the mend, my mind is suitably warped, my wife still tolerates me and the kitty finds me a decent guy if I feed him everyday. As for my kids, well, the jury is still out as they all think I&#8217;m from another planet and no matter what explanation I give them they go right to their telescopes to probe the universe looking for some trace of my past. Probes. Who the hell invented probes? Maybe we don&#8217;t want to know?<\/p>\n<p>Views: 14<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am not for probes, just to be clear. No good has ever come from being probed if you have no disease! I recently broke my right hip and I got probed&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":615,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,2,9,25,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-614","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-accusations","category-barn-door","category-rock","category-snorter","category-truant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/xogzap.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/xogzap.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/xogzap.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xogzap.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xogzap.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=614"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/xogzap.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":616,"href":"https:\/\/xogzap.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614\/revisions\/616"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xogzap.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/615"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/xogzap.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xogzap.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xogzap.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}